Call Me Toll Free!
Hello, I'm Samantha. May I please come in and show you a few samples of what I'm offering today? I know what you're thinking, and no, it's not Avon or Amway. Your wife isn't home? That's ok... I'm really here to see the man of the house anyway. Instead of getting your wife the run-of-the-mill gifts for her birthday, you can spice things up a bit. I'll be glad to give you a live demonstration. Here, let me take out all of my erotic wares for you to see... they call me the Fuck-er-ware Lady!!! Here is my card, you can call me anytime for a repeat performance of anything that I demonstrate for you today...
Call Me Toll Free!
It's not what my parents had planned for me, but I see there is a need for someone like me to bring the sex toy shop to your door, so you don't have to risk being seen at the fuck-toy store by the parents in the P.T.A. No one will ever know what your secret sexy desires are but you, me and your wife. I will show you how to turn her into the "Sex-pot" you always craved!!! Every woman has an inner Slut lurking inside of her. I can show you how to entice her out. I am very open-minded and I have some cock pleasing ideas for some kinky fetishes and roleplays. I'll be glad to help you with *any* nasty fantasy.
Call Me Toll Free!
First of all, buy her some sexy thigh high's like these... go ahead, touch them! Then she needs a pair of Fuck-Me Heels to go with the silky lingerie. I have a large selection of dildos and vibrators. Here, let me sit on your coffee table and open my legs wide and show you how each one of them works. I will start with a small cock and work up to the extra large pipe, the one I like to call the "Big-Boy"! Oops, I guess I should have warned you... that one makes me really squirt! Mmmmmm...
Call Me Toll Free!
I have an assortment of tasty creams and body paints too. You can lick them off of my supple inner thighs... hey, you missed a spot! Right here on my achy little clit. Go ahead and try every tantalizing flavor in my case. Make a buffet out of my bald little slit! Oh my, look at how hard you are now, you poor thing. It must be aching to hammer my cunt into submission. Well ok, if you must... This is one of the perks of my job that I absolutely LOVE!!!
Call Me Toll Free Now!!
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